Flubbergust

When the areloa and nipple are being talked about as a whole

The flubbergust on that girl are hugh!!

by HowYouLikeThemApples August 7, 2018

flubberguster

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.

Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.

by Albert Hines August 8, 2008

flubberguster

A Flubberguster is a person or thing which places their food in a female's vagina and eats the food out of it as if it was their kitchen ware.

Stuff your girlfriend with your favorite salad, and you've got two meals in one! You are now a flubberguster if you eat it out of her!

by Marcus Hale April 20, 2008

flubbergust

Past tense of flabbergast

I have never seen anyone so flubbergust in my whole life.

by Catnip0505 June 11, 2018

Flubbergusted

Needing to pee really bad.

Aww dude, I'm so Flubbergusted

by Infrared September 15, 2022

flubbergusted

getting too angry and responding before realizing there’s ranch in the fridge

“omg there’s no more ranch”
“yes there is in the fridge dont get flubbergusted”

by mamamiyah February 16, 2026