A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...
"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"
"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."
"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."
by Elephant Flower Pants February 4, 2017