Floof

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.

"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."

by Papi Longcock June 8, 2018

Floof

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.

Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!

by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020

Floof

To roll your eyes and huff

When I asked her to do something for me she floofed me and started complaining.

by JlynnieK March 26, 2009

Floof

A fat ass lesbian whore.
No offence.

Girl 1: OMG! That girl is so fat! And she looks like she's flirting with that other girl...

Girl 2: That's cos she's a floof.

by Natasha B May 12, 2008

Floof

Floof is something nice people say or do in order to make someone like them. Floof can either be sincere, When someone genuinely wants the other person to like them, or insincere, as in when someone wants you to like them in order to put you off your guard.

This Twitter meme is very high quality floof.

by JasRee July 30, 2020

Floof

The sound when a massive eruption of diarea slams into the toilet bowl.

Bob H.: Jerry I sat down and a second later it was like, FLOOF (flings arms in air) all over the place!!

by J to the C man June 11, 2010

Floof

Verb- To take your hand and use it inn a claw like manner to push somes hair in an upwards motion on the side of your head. While doing this the floofer sings the word 'floof' in the key of D. This is used to show friendly affection.

I just floofed you

by Song and Dance Man July 29, 2010