Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008

flirter's remorse 

when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.

Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse

flirter's remorse by MerP not MaP January 26, 2009

Serial Flirter 

A person who flirts with everybody under the sun

lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"

Serial Flirter by sep24 September 25, 2011

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger 

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

shit flinger by luciferean July 7, 2008

gun slinging mud flinger 

An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)

Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.

gun slinging mud flinger by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017

shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.

Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.

shit flinger by Kickedkid January 8, 2019