A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
What is a Russian flicker edge?
The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.
To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.
A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.
A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.
Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.
The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.
Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.
Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.
To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.
A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.
A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.
Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.
The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.
Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.
Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
by Racest god eater 9000 May 25, 2024
The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 01, 2024
by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024
The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.
It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.
It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.
by Monoruso December 19, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?
Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014