Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

Flap Slap

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."

Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!

by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010

Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals April 14, 2018

“Slap-flap”

The sound of running in flip-flops

As Tira ran, the “slap-flap” of her pink flip-flops echoed on the sidewalk.

by Makarios_ January 29, 2023

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by October 15, 2023