Flag Waver 

Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.

A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.

Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.

These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.

Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.

Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...

Flag Waver by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013

flag waver 

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

flag waver by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

flag waver 

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

flag waver by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Confederate Battle Flag Waver 

Just some guy trying to show his love for the south, or soldiers that died in the Civil War give them a break jeez

Person A: BRO IS THAT A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG WAVER? FUCKING RACIST

Person B: *inhales*

Confederate Battle Flag Waver by darty.person April 28, 2021

Plazzy flag waver 

A Liverpool Football Club supporter's term for a fan of Chelsea Football Club.

Mainly arising from the juxtaposition between the long tradition of banner creation by Liverpool fans, and Chelsea F.C putting flags out on seats before the match for fans to wave.

Sub text is also to do with Chelsea "buying" their success and having "no history".

You're a bad plazzy flag waver you.

Plazzy flag waver by BertyJobbo September 20, 2012

Flag Waiver 

Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"

"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."

"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."

Flag Waiver by Dicker9point5 September 12, 2013