Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 15, 2023

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.

yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip

by cyanid369 May 16, 2020