Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.
" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."
by matt Booch January 20, 2021
Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 28, 2020
Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 28, 2020
“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”
by SkunkButt June 18, 2021
When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016