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Fiscus

1. Deflecting responsibility by empowering others to complete a task
2. Leaving a bar or company event without telling others, primarily due to boredom, sometimes intoxication
1. Lisa: The client requested we complete an analysis of the monthly close processes. Gary, I think this would be a great opportunity for you to showcase your skills and get more face time. Gary: Don't try to Fiscus me! Dave: wow Gary, you just got Fiscus'd!
2. What happened to you last night? I had to sit in the adults section so I Fiscus'd that place.
by Chonkers December 19, 2013
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Fiscus

A person(s) who claims credit for ideas, inventions and initiatives, regardless of their actual involvement. Said person(s) will then act dejected or victimized if they do not receive false praise, resulting in severe tantrums and grudges.
Mikey claimed he first thought of selling lemonade from a stand. We all laughed, so Mikey pouted for a moment, then gathered his marbles and huffed home. What a Fiscus!
by advbrosuks February 4, 2010
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ducking fisgusted

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.
I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.
by Telephony July 11, 2014
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fiskus

"fiskus" is an easier version of the word "Fi5KuS"
Ex. 1
(In a PC game)
Man 1: What the hell was that, I was killed by a non-skillfull spray weapon.
Man2: Haha, it must be the Fi5KuSblaster :D

Ex. 2
Man 1: What is the name of the weapon that can shoot rockets?
Man 2: You mean the fiskus launcher?
by rglaf April 13, 2008
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ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).
Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021
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fisgusting

fucking disgusting. similar to fugly; fucking ugly
That chick is so fisgusting.
by iTHEAFTERMATH! November 24, 2005
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Fistussy

The act of punching a woman in her pussy so hard that your fist and her pussy become fused together as one.
Dude, my girl and I had to go to the hospital to get our fistussy separted yesterday after I punched her right in the pussy for talking too much.
by firepual wulff October 20, 2009
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