Firemedic

Someone who functions as both a firefighter and a paramedic in their department.

That firemedic pulled me from a burning building then shocked my ass back to life.

by shouck84 June 19, 2008

FireMedic

One who couldn't handle be a fireman, who uses his status of "paramedick" to justify why he get's to wear his bunker gear to fires and car wrecks, when all he does is assume patient care..

Real Man: Hey Frank, you remember that fire off of Clayton and 33rd?

Frank: hell yah we kicked ass and got a good knockdown.

Real Man: shutup fag you put your mask on before you even got out of the truck... and all you did was set up rehab for us real men... you firemedick...

side note: this is not always 100% true, about 3% of medics are actually great firemen

by shimminyhah October 30, 2010

Freedick

(Adjective) Being single and looking to get laid

(Verb) To pursue a girl to hook up with

(Adjective)
Bruce: Yo I just broke up with Tiffany, I'm freedick now!
Wayne: I just broke up with Liz so I am too!!!!

(Verb)
Yo do you wanna go to this party to freedick or should we just chill?

by MANJMT July 2, 2017

freedickulous

Completely and utterly ridiculous; pertaining to mostly actions and statements that deserve a pause before anything can be said in reference to the said action or statement.

Do the Robot (Roboot) by J. Navarro featuring D. Goodson is the most freedickulous song I've ever heard.

by Chicago Rock City? February 9, 2009

Frienedict Arnold

A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.

Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold

by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018

firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's

Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!

by Josh Folden January 26, 2008

FireDick

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.

Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.

by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022