Fibling 

Somebody who is not your sibling, but you would call them that.

You are my brother
Hi sisters!
Josh is my fibling

Fibling by AntIs_Cool May 21, 2020

Fibling 

A friend whether a boy or girl that is so close to you, it like you're siblings with different parents.

• She's not my best friend, she's my fibling.
• They're not my friends, they're my fiblings.

Fibling by Julia Doe November 6, 2015

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine 

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.

Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine by p0ps0da April 8, 2021

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

fiblings 

Two siblings that make love to each other.

Did you hear about jon and javy? They've secretly been having sex... They're ferfin fiblings!

fiblings by jeebroo duh hebrew March 22, 2013