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Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.
I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.
by Von D February 12, 2018
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A dumb fuck; can not be described in any other way - a phrase that should be universal
Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders
by Yafavcatlady January 08, 2017
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A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.
"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."
by ferretophobic September 05, 2006
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In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.
Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
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Retarded and physical handicaped cousin from the pole cat.
The ferret is not as smart and agile as the pole cat, but a related species, it never seems to become adult and stays very playfull.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.
by Podenco May 03, 2006
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An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.
Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!
by not a ferret June 30, 2010
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