sickly ferguson

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.

"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."

by akmatic January 30, 2010

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Craig Ferguson

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS

Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!

by iPanickedTGG September 2, 2009

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tyler ferguson

a chug jug

Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.

by ZARusso March 12, 2019

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Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 31, 2014

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facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish

Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.

by atianafiorella July 22, 2009

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