felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.

i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.

by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008

NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!

A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023

Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 7, 2022

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you

“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”

by Root14 June 11, 2022

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 11, 2018

felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.

"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"

by citizenkane06 August 7, 2021