In Hollywood, if you don't have naturally small boobs, and if you take any more then a size 2 and weigh more then 95 pounds, your the fattest personalive.
''I take a size 5 and I weigh 125 pounds''.
''GOSH! You are so frickin fat, you SO need to diet''.
''I'm a size 00 and I weigh 83 pounds''.
''Atchually, you could lose like 7 more pounds, and THEN you'll be average. But unfortunately, your still very fat''.
fat.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.