Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.

"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"

by XSmiles July 14, 2013

waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast

"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"

by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Wiffle Fart

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.

I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

by buttlicking machine 2000 December 15, 2011

Fargwaffle

It's when you're doing anal and the girl, while you're holding a waffle. The girl shits all over your dick and the shit seeps into the waffle. The girl then eats it.

Dude, she totally fargwaffled last night!

by margleargle February 22, 2014