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fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007
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fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
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Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.
Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!
by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011
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Fanny slap

*dabs* fanny slap's
by whiteboywhosmagicallyblack February 18, 2020
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Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.
"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"
by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010
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Fanny Slapper

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!

Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
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Slappy Seabass Fanny

Someones fanny what kicks out a lingering pong.
Damnation! Becky ain't arf got a slappy seabass fanny.
by Cabe. January 18, 2009
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