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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive's term for having two or more FAMAS gun buys.
The Counter-Terrorists have FAMI due to next to no income to buy M4s.
FAMI by WolfenCloud June 28, 2017
Fami means family in creole for Haitians
Happy birthday fami , fami you got the jwett ?
Fami by Jwettster September 10, 2022
/ˈfæm.i/ (fam-ee)

A FAMI is a slang derogatory label meaning "Fuckass MAGA Idiot" used primarily by political opponents of Donald Trump to describe his supporters who are perceived as being willfully ignorant, irrational, or aggressively defensive of his policies and rhetoric. The term suggests a person who is not merely a supporter, but one whose support is characterized by a perceived lack of critical thinking or a total disregard for established facts.
1. "I tried to explain how the tariffs would actually raise his own cost of living, but the total FAMI just started screaming about 'fake news' and blocked me."

2. "The comment section was a complete disaster zone, overrun by every FAMI on the internet regurgitating the same debunked conspiracy theories."

3. "It’s impossible to have a rational Thanksgiving dinner when your uncle acts like a textbook FAMI, turning every conversation into a lecture on stolen elections."
FAMI by knowthend February 3, 2026

First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.
Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia 

The inability to remember if you did something you do every day.
Every morning when you leave the house, you push the button on the garage door remote closing the garage door. Then 10 minutes later, you can’t recall if you closed the garage door because you do the exact same action at the exact same time every morning, so they all blend together and you couldn’t tell if your memory was from that morning or any of the previous mornings where you went through the same motions like you have countless times before. You just experienced Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia.

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.