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Fallacy of Impossible Evidence

A specific form of impossible burden where the demand is for evidence that cannot exist given the nature of the claim. The fallacy lies in demanding empirical evidence for non-empirical claims, historical evidence for events that left no records, or replicable data for unique phenomena. The demand sounds reasonable—"just show me the evidence"—but functions as dismissal because the evidence requested is, by the nature of the case, unavailable. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility.
"You claim consciousness survives death? Show me one peer-reviewed study with replicable results." That's Fallacy of Impossible Evidence—demanding scientific evidence for a claim that, if true, might not be scientifically accessible. The demand sounds reasonable; it's actually a conversation-ender dressed as curiosity. Evidence comes in many forms; demanding only the form you know will be absent is not inquiry—it's dismissal."
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Fallacy of Impossible Evidence

The strategic demand for evidence that cannot exist in principle, often used to dismiss claims that are nevertheless well-supported by the evidence that does exist. Unlike demanding more evidence (which can be reasonable), this fallacy demands evidence of a fundamentally different kind—usually the kind that would require time travel, omniscience, or violation of physical law to obtain. "Where were you at 3:17 AM on June 12th, 2008?" when discussing a general pattern of behavior. "Show me a fossil of the exact moment one species became another" when discussing evolution. It weaponizes the impossibility of perfect records against the possibility of any knowledge at all.
Example: "He demanded security footage from a store that burned down in 1985 to prove I shopped there—pure Fallacy of Impossible Evidence, since the evidence he required was literally ashes."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026