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The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"
Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.
by Brownsfan02 July 03, 2012
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1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 01, 2008
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1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*

2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
by Rei Hano February 12, 2009
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Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)
by JokerBoody July 15, 2008
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An alternative, yet unconstitutional, form of birth control. This procedure is usually pulled of by rednecks. Falcon Punch is where an individual punch with an intensive amount of force to cause a tragic miscarriage. Falcon Punch is the number one causes of miscarriage, unfortunately. Falcon Punch can be used to punch a fist up a women's uterus and cause a high level damage; it is most affective when the person on offense yells "Falcon Punch!" No one, besides Chuck Norris, can achieve Falcon Punch without shouting the attack name. By yelling the attack name at infinite decibel, your fist will shoot up on fire thus causing a much higher severe level of damage. Favorably,Falcon Punch is avoidable. When you hear someone scream "FALCON," it is not too late to escape the "punchline." This attack was champion by Captain Falcon(from the Super Smash Bros game).
Eve: Adam, I'm pregnant.
Adam: Oh, sweety I'm so happy! I'm going to be the best...FALCON PUNCH!!!!!(right in the uterus).
Eve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
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To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...

Man 2: So where is he now?

Man 1: I dunno
by WINCANNON December 27, 2008
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The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"
by Dmitri B December 01, 2006
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