Fakerest

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Someone who always ducks attempts to race in sonic because they are scared and chicken cuz they know they'll lose because of how goated I am. Also someone who is pretty mid at Egyptian but also not really don't look at the score.

Person 1(J): RACE ME
Person 2(R): Nah, because I'm fakerest and I'm scared I'm gonna get dusted

Fakerest by BestRacer405 September 2, 2025

Words you can keep

fakebestfriend

A new up and coming Myspace Famous singer. (Electro / Rock / Rap) His lyrics are similar to Jeffree Star's, but less self-centered.
"If I hate you I'll rip you verbally to pieces
it's why mexican kids wear me instead of jesus
I dont need to be a pink tranny to be cool
I'm still everyones desktop theme at your highschool."
He's currently moved from Marin County, the inspiration of his current music, to NYC.
He's 19, and his real name is Ben.
Rated #6 on Californias Unlabled Electro Artists.

God, fakebestfriend is SO much better than that fake pink transvesdyke!

fakebestfriend by Stephennn. July 10, 2007

Related Words

Fakerest • fakebestfriend • Fakeristian • faterest • faterester • Fake Estate • Fake Bestie • Fake Besties • Fake Gesture Trap • Fake retard

faterest

Fatter than fattest

I’m faterest than you are!

faterest by dsdsdsss March 2, 2019

Fakeristian

A fake christian who talks about god when drunk

She's a fakeristian who passes out shots of whisky and reads the bible to. Thier company.

Fakeristian by River bend bender March 1, 2021

faterester

fatter than faterester

No your faterester

faterester by Yionc May 6, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026