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Someone who always ducks attempts to race in sonic because they are scared and chicken cuz they know they'll lose because of how goated I am. Also someone who is pretty mid at Egyptian but also not really don't look at the score.
Person 1(J): RACE ME
Person 2(R): Nah, because I'm fakerest and I'm scared I'm gonna get dusted
Fakerest by BestRacer405 September 2, 2025
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fakebestfriend 

A new up and coming Myspace Famous singer. (Electro / Rock / Rap) His lyrics are similar to Jeffree Star's, but less self-centered.
"If I hate you I'll rip you verbally to pieces
it's why mexican kids wear me instead of jesus
I dont need to be a pink tranny to be cool
I'm still everyones desktop theme at your highschool."
He's currently moved from Marin County, the inspiration of his current music, to NYC.
He's 19, and his real name is Ben.
Rated #6 on Californias Unlabled Electro Artists.
God, fakebestfriend is SO much better than that fake pink transvesdyke!
fakebestfriend by Stephennn. July 10, 2007
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I’m faterest than you are!
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Fakeristian 

A fake christian who talks about god when drunk
She's a fakeristian who passes out shots of whisky and reads the bible to. Thier company.

faterester 

fatter than faterester
No your faterester
faterester by Yionc May 6, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
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