when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.
"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"
by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017
The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
by African-Jew February 25, 2021
by African-Jew February 25, 2021
"Wow, Squash, do I not delivery enough Fairbankness for you?"
"No, nevermind Bane, Bane like from Batman."
"No, nevermind Bane, Bane like from Batman."
by siamrhca December 28, 2022
A girl who can't figure out her own identity so steals bits from everyone around her, then tried to put them down because she's jealous
by anonymousgay June 5, 2023