Facebook Sex

Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.

After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?

Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.

Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"

by Brooksmeister March 29, 2010

Facebook Sexy

When someone is sexy on Facebook, but not in real life.

Wow, Mae is soo sexy
No, dude shes Facebook Sexy.

by Duke Baylor November 22, 2011

Facebook Sextet

When all six of the randomly selected friend profile photos showing in your Friends category are all female or all male - emphasis is on the opposite sex.

I logged on 130 times and finally hit a Facebook Sextet. My girlfriend's gonna be jealous.

by Rex Skidmore January 13, 2010

facebook fake sexyness

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.

Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

by qweef shady June 29, 2011

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010