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Facebook Pimp 

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!

Facebook Pimp 

a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook apps, but can't really get the same in real life
I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp

facebook pimp 

One who can't pick up a girl in a normal social setting so they resort to picking up girls on facebook
Wow, Amit has a girlfriend....He must be a facebook pimp
facebook pimp by Wick^K February 28, 2007

Facebook Pimpin 

The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.
Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.
Facebook Pimpin by Busta Bus October 9, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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