Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

by ZGalanis December 23, 2020

Anti fur mad

Suck it anti fur

Anti fur mad stay mad

by Chinasucksbutthe January 26, 2023

Fur trapping

When a women becomes pregnant to keep a man from leaving her.

She is fur trapping him for child support.

by Der Ami July 6, 2018

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 7, 2021

fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.

“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go”

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”

by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022

himalayan fur goblin

subspecies of german shepperd.

what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough

by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023