Funkey 

A Mattel toy sold at Toys-R-Us in the late 2000s which used small plastic figures plugged into a base station to unlock different parts of a single-player PC game for Windows Vista and XP. Now it exists as lost media as most of the remaining information is product info relating to part numbers, date of implementation, and minimum system requirements.

To refer to someone as a funkey is synonymous with the new de-facto Afghani government.

“Damn funkeys took over the Afghani government.” -Dababy

Funkey by I.B. Funkey August 22, 2021

funkey town 

A shock video on the internet in which a person is being tortured by some cartel members, while the song, Funkey Town is being played in the background. The cartel members have flayed all his skin, his head has been cut off, and somehow he is kept alive. It is one of the most disturbing gore videos on the internet.

YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK UP FUNKEY TOWN GORE ON THE INTERNET!

funkey town by Kitkattoe February 25, 2023

Funkey Woman 

A Funkey Woman is a woman that gives you a key to come wake her up at 3am if you struck out at the bars. This is different than a funky woman. A funky woman just has nasty pussy.

It looks like it will be my Funkey Woman tonight, guys.

Funkey Woman by SeanRMagicMan June 5, 2025

Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Funky Kong by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

funkypigeon100 

One of the people who define words

There is funkypigeon100

funkypigeon100 by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017

Ur uncy funky 

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*

Ur uncy funky by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

Funky Cock Hoe 

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.

"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out

Funky Cock Hoe by tharealK July 31, 2013