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fuck camel 

A person with whom you drag around town, wherever you go, who is there at any moment strictly for fucking. This person is a bottom feeder and complete street trash. Also, you can store items on/in them like water, keys, dildos, anal beeds, etc. This person is usually referred to as a cumdumpster as well.
"Was that your business partner? He smelled of moist shit, burnt blood, and hooker spit, and seemed grunt-like", stated Jeff to Landon.
"No", Landon chuckled, "That's just Jacob. He's my Fuck Camel. Really takes it all, so I appologize for his aroma. Just before you arrived I shit directly into his mouth, and then punched his asshole. While it boosted my confidence, in doing so I have subjected you to his stink. Sorry." Instantly, Landon shot his Fuck Camel in the head, and went on with his day.
fuck camel by El Roy February 20, 2009
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camel fuck fest 

This situation is so fucked up. It's about as good as a camel fuck fest out here....
camel fuck fest by sgmpornstarr October 24, 2015

fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".
Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.
fuck my camel by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

Camel-Toe Fuck 

When a guy rubs his penis on a juicy camel-toe till he cums
Chad-I gave Stacy a mad camel-toe fuck last night

Brad-Damn that's rad, all i got was a pegging from Ross

fuckamellipenis 

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