The martial art attained after years of training on one's couch by watching movies, anime, and other videos. After countless minutes of practice, one can easily master the combat moves of their favorite characters. This martial art aims to train and master your Nerdy-Chi. If you have attempted a kamehameha, gomu-gomu attack, kage bushin, spirit gun, one-inch-punch, crane technique, judo chop, or Vulcan nerve pinch, to name a few, you are well on your way to becoming a black belt of Nerdy-Fu.
by it's Natural July 27, 2013
by Ride or Die Fool August 20, 2008
An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023
Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
by syrupapple May 23, 2019
Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.
by tekie boi August 17, 2018
someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.
woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?
by illegal_hustler October 17, 2010
The ability to use SAP with Zen-like prowess. Comparable to Google-fu, but for the business enterprise software created in Germany.
Whenever you see a material like that on a customer order, use CS15 to check if it's in a BOM and people will marvel at the strength f your SAP-fu.
by CaptClaude September 9, 2020