Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
by Wetnapkin December 30, 2017
by rlampani October 26, 2007
A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
by Luke and Dennis June 01, 2006
by Jackerfack September 30, 2009
A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump will kick your ass.
by fork82 October 16, 2011
One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017
The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.
I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!
I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!
Forrest Gump is the best movie I have ever seen. I must buy it ASAP and watch it all the time, and possibly quote it in front of ppl who know where the quote is from but havent seen the movie so they cant laugh and only be bitter that they dont get it.
by francesface October 16, 2008