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f. i

Use your brain and think instead of being an f. i.
by Mr. Fuh-q February 16, 2019
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Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
by XYungeloest July 11, 2021
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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F.I.I.K

Acronym for Fucked If I Know. A possible reply to be asked a question regarding a matter outside one's field of training or experience or actual interest. Usually used in exasperation at the pointlessness of the inquiry.
Office Girl : Oi, there you are. So what does this F.I.I.K you keep putting in the delivery time column actually stand for?
Truck Driver: Fucked if I know.
Office Girl: No need to be rude about it ya prick.
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W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!
by J-$crilla April 16, 2009
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y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have
person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*
by Cayden5 September 14, 2020
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C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F?

Can I Get a kiss and can you make it last forever.
A popular saying from a Tyler the creator song
Collin: C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F?
Maddie: the fuck does that mean
by CripsyC February 28, 2022
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