OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon April 28, 2011

FACT OR F**KED

The best most entertaining way to get yourself fucked. It is the most entertaining drinking game you'll find out there. It is kinda in the name it will defo get you fucked either by the dares that will ruin your life/ relationship or by drinking way too much.

Man FACT OR F**KED is the shit we literally all ended up on the floor. Best thing we saw was Jake's mum's reaction walking in while Jesse and Craig were doing the 69 hickeys.

by dddaddyyy January 24, 2023

f m n o l?

Fuck me now or later?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"

by March 17, 2022

f(x) = e^x

The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.

Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x

by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022

F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.

1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion

by Dawnof rastobeyl June 6, 2010

Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...

Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023