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extreme sports 

Highly over-publicized activities that at least half the time are undertaken or discussed by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to seem interesting. Posers are extraordinarily abundant, especially inThe Heartland. After all, how the hell does some kid in Nebraska go surfing, or rock-climbing in Iowa?
The purchased experiences of white-water rafting and bungee jumping gave Ned a sense that he was not a vanilla, SUV-driving corporate automaton, but a wild and crazy alpha-male living his life on the edge!
extreme sports by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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extreme sports 

Sports which rock, such as boardin, inline, bmxin, sufin. Need i go on?
extreme sports by sk8ter. August 25, 2003

extreme sports 

the best kind of sports. the ones that impress like surfing paintballing and snowboarding. they are the sports all the jocks say are not actually sports. but they are a hell lot more fun then the normal sports. ride hard
football player- extreme sports are for fags, they dont take any skill
extremer- yeah right lets see you fly down a mountain, get shot at, and swim on a board with high tides. ur just jealous bitch!
extreme sports by Venue July 19, 2007

extreme sports punk

A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs
is an asshole
has an IQ lower than 30
participates in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of shit
will do anything if you "triple dare" him to
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1

Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.
extreme sports punk by DrIdiot April 23, 2005

Extreme Sports Club 

A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid of being pwned.
David is a n00b, so he joined the Extreme Sports Club.
Extreme Sports Club by Hmmamamamama October 17, 2008

SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports 

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!

extreme sport 

Writing a 10 page report 30 minutes before it's due date when you had a month to finish.
I am doing an extreme sport right now!

What do you mean? Your writing a report-

10 page report 30 minutes before its due!
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