excalibur dick 

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Dump Excalibur 

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"

In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.

Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006

Excalibur 

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!

Excalibur by emiolie February 24, 2004

Excalibur Sonic 

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge

Sonic Fan: Man Excalibur Sonic is so cool!

2nd Sonic Fan: nah. Darkspine Sonic was better.

Excalibur Sonic by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010

Excalibur 

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

Excalibur by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

Excalibur Face by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010