ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 14, 2008

national ex girlfriend day

Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend

mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 3, 2021