Evett

The Best of Bois, Evetts are amazing at Games,(board or electronical) have a great sense of humor and are memester educated. All though most are annoying, they are fiercely loyal and can definitely be depended on when you're in a tight spot and need a little help. Furthermore, They usually have great ideas and great advice. However, DO.NOT.CROSS.THEM

"Hey did you heard about that thing that Evett did?" "Nope"

Evett by Reenormsboi May 15, 2018

Everett (Evett) 

Aka "Ultra Feminist"

Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3

If Everett were around, life would be easier.

"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."

Everett (Evett) by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.

This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.

Annual Ageing Event by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event aka Birthday

Lord Zhero's Annual Ageing Event is at the end of July. All are welcome to attend. This years theme will be
- Vintage Dinosaurs =),

Annual Ageing Event by Lord Zhero July 18, 2022

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Annual Aging Event 

Annual Aging Event also known as - Birthday.

Npc - So what are you gonna do for your 50th Annual Aging Event?
Lord Zhero - umm probably get a awesome dinosaur tattoo. =P

Annual Aging Event by Mr.Dinoman July 11, 2023

Elettra 

A pretty and amazing girl who doesn't listen to whatever anyone else says. She seems to try and go with whatever she's feeling. She is very kind but ends up breaking a lot of hearts. Extremely clumsy and can be at times stupid, but she does try to do her best in school. Surrounded by friends and lovers, Elettra always lights up the room when she walks in. She's also vague with her friends and boyfriends. An Italian name.

Boy: "I love you, Elettra."
Elettra: Umm... yah okay."
Boy: "So, do you wanna go on a date."
Elettra: "Sure."

An hour later.

Boy: "So, where do you wanna go."
Elettra: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "You know... on a date.
Elettra: Oh... I don't like you."

Elettra by amamamamammamamamam November 23, 2010