Erik T

A pretty good all around guy most often! Sometimes described as "A Gillette toxic masculinity ad" because he goes out of his way to pay for things, and asserts his general dominance. Besides that, he's a fantastic friend! The biggest downfalls of most Erik's is how desperately they simp for any female, and being in complete disbelief of this fact. Sometimes an Erik will be the biggest simp you've ever met.

Hey did you see Erik T and Amelida? Holy shit, he should get simp tattooed on his forehead.

Erik T by checkmatesimpbitch April 20, 2020

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Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011