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A pretty good all around guy most often! Sometimes described as "A Gillette toxic masculinity ad" because he goes out of his way to pay for things, and asserts his general dominance. Besides that, he's a fantastic friend! The biggest downfalls of most Erik's is how desperately they simp for any female, and being in complete disbelief of this fact. Sometimes an Erik will be the biggest simp you've ever met.

Hey did you see Erik T and Amelida? Holy shit, he should get simp tattooed on his forehead.

Erik T by checkmatesimpbitch April 20, 2020

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Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

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Erik the red

A viking guy who killed a shit load of guys and then went to greenland since he got kicked out of too many places

a cat named Erik the red

Erik the red by cat killer #87 November 8, 2010

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erik the fat one

Is a fat kid who loves gay porn and rapes little boys

That is Erik the fat one

erik the fat one by Ppppppppp12345 December 8, 2013

Erik Turpin

He likes Shae Apples. He is such a Johnson. He plays baseball and loves dried mango. He likes putting burritos in water bottles.

Is that Erik Turpin, the guy who is a Johnson?

Erik Turpin by That Guy Himothy May 23, 2023

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Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

Erik the Turtle by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

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erik thylefors

The greatest man in the world to this date, the most good-looking man and intelligent there has, is and will be in this world

To be amazing like erik thylefors

erik thylefors by Awsomeamazinglygoodlookingman February 3, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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