Erection Protection

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The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

Erection Protection by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.

Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!

Erection Protection by The Word Editor August 19, 2008

Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

Erection Protection by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

Projection Erection by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026