Erection Protection 

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

Erection Protection by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009

Erection Protection 

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.

Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!

Erection Protection by The Word Editor August 19, 2008

Erection Protection 

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

Erection Protection by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Projection Erection 

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

Projection Erection by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024