England is a fine country, full of proud Englishmen, we have football fans that could destroy a stadium with their roar, we have lots of forein people come to england because of its almighty greatness, we used to control 75% of the world, we can destroy a whole country with just one of our proud football holligans, we are so small, but have created so much, we have true gangsters, instead of wanna-b's who r actually drug dealing scum bags who got a record deal, we have the best marines in the world,

WE ARE ENGLAND!!!
England Til' i die. Oh, england til' i die.........
Make no mistake, we are not british!!
England, Britain, two different things!!
by England's Finest August 30, 2007
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Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!
Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
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Thou mightiest tis` thee nation that will tis` destroy thy french scallywags.
Thou fugel French shall be put tis` subject to thy British throne. They watch tis` groke as we feast on thou massive feasts. Thy mumpsimus French sall be executed to defend thou KING HENERY Vlll, they send snollygosters into thy parliament to make us subject to "LoUiS" of the Francish Empirium. FOR EngLand!
by Kameron exe April 22, 2021
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Nick Crompton: England is my city!

English government: You are no longer a citizen of England.
by Spodermen2121 z July 31, 2017
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Getting England shoved in your face or doing something that is typical to England
by Tabbarn April 15, 2015
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greatest country in the world, unfortunately with the stupidest prime minister in the world, and the only reason america is actually there!
england rocks,so much more than america it's almost untrue!
by philash June 22, 2005
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