fat girl
who got a little ass boyfriend

she suck dick

she cant fight
her favorite food is burgers
this person loves food so donate food for emerald or she will eat YOU!!!!
by memegoddd January 9, 2019
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An area in Northern California that consists of Mendocino, Humbolt and Trinity counties, that is THE PRIMO area for growing Marijuana.

It grows like a weed here, especially outdoors, because the climate is PERFECT for it.
The Emerald Triangle is the place to grow weed. Wine is also a huge crop in this area. We are just counties full of "Joy".
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A great place to live if you’re a wife swapper, terrible parent, trust fund baby, Harley Roudha or any other type of rich miserable asshole.

For kind decent people and true laguna locals that place is the baine of our existence.

A place that’s truly soulless and disgusting to its core.
Wow! That guys such a piece a shit. No doubt he’s from Emerald Bay.
by TheFlyingGayIrishman December 21, 2018
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Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night
Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked
by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016
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To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.
Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.
by Jamie Walker December 31, 2008
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