Emailing The Hop

A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.

Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.

Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.

Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.

Emailing The Hop by Crop Duster January 15, 2009

emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).

I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.

emailing Amsterdam by David W Williamson January 4, 2008

Subject Line Emailing 

Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.

Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?

Subject Line Emailing by unklephester October 8, 2011

lip emailing 

when you type an email with your lips

i love lip emailing my emails

lip emailing by arthurlover March 1, 2017

Emauling 

To deliver a stinging attack on someone by email, or to chastise or rebuke a colleague or friend for an act or task they have undertaken.

"Man, my boss just laid into me for the last piece of work I submitted. He didn't have the balls to see me face to face so he just gave me a real emauling!"

Darren's friendship with Steve had completely broken down after their falling-out at the party. He decided the only way to let him know what he thought was to give him a serious emauling.

Emauling by Jeremyhotpepper December 1, 2011