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Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman
To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.
"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
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"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman by princesslea24 February 1, 2008
Eli The Unit
He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.
Eli The Unit by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019
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Eliud Kipchoge
The GOAT of the marathon. The all round GOAT of life. First man under 2 hours in the marathon. Only lost 2 of the 15 marathons he has run. Widely known for having the best drip of any runner or human ever, which has given him the nickname Dripchoge, and his also an all round legend inspiring many kids and people to start running, many people including me list him as their biggest ever inspiration.
Person 1: I saw the GOAT yesterday.
Person 2: Who's that? Messi? Ronaldo?
Person 1: No, Eliud Kipchoge, he's way more of a GOAT than them!
Person 2: Who's that? Messi? Ronaldo?
Person 1: No, Eliud Kipchoge, he's way more of a GOAT than them!
Eliud Kipchoge by The AA Man October 9, 2021
Eliud
Eliud is your best friend but can also be your worst enemy. He is one of the nicest, caring, funny, smart and really sweet. He is one of the few people that truly cares about you. You can tell him anything. Eliud is very helpful. He likes to help people out. He can be mean and tends to joke alot. Even though he is really nice you don’t want to get on his bad side. If you dislike him he will certainly give you a reason to. He can drop your relationship in a heartbeat and is someone you should not mess with because he can really hurt your feelings. Eliud has two strong sides to him that balance out.
Eliud by Mikey the psycho October 4, 2017