A very short boy with long blond hair that is almost always quiet. although, he acts like a sloth. He never does anythingphysical if he doesn't need to unless it is climbing.
Eli can also be a meme lord. Once he finds a meme he likes it never dies in him.
Eli is very kind though and down to earth. He can make you laugh and is one of the few people whos minds are not totally in the gutter
Eli can also be a meme lord. Once he finds a meme he likes it never dies in him.
Eli is very kind though and down to earth. He can make you laugh and is one of the few people whos minds are not totally in the gutter
by GeneralZ 1489 January 16, 2018
Eli. Oh eli. Sweet. Represents what the American dream looks like. Has broad shoulders. Loves country music and kicking ass. Very attractive. Usually has a relative in the military. Eli will be cool but knock the shit out of someone the next second if they are harming his friends or family. Eli is swoon as hell and has a badass dad. Everyone should have an Eli in there life
by Jcrow99 April 20, 2019
Smart, talented,good looking, very funny dirty minded but you know you love it trys to rase other people up usally has dark brown hair and multicolored eyes, when you know someone like this u want to bond with him and get to know him, if you r luky enough to date or married Eli don't loose him, he will cheer you up when you r down. usually has a long penis and good at sex. Does not keep his standards High and is very vulnerable usually athletic and smart
by Smartstuff89 July 9, 2018
Seems like he could be stoned most of the time but really doesn't sleep enough. Does not think as much as he should. Pretty chill guy. Never the first person to see if they can chill usaly one of the last, but he don't care much cuase he ain't no sensitive little bitchy fuck.
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