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To christmasize the eff out of someone’s house to the point where it looks like Santa and his reindeer threw up
Your place just got elf’d!
Elf’d by CellyBossBabe December 2, 2018
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The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.
Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.
The Elf Downstairs by Jillian Klein January 30, 2009

Elf Defense 

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.
Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.
Elf Defense by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Elf Dust 

Mephadrone, MCAT, Meow

Its been compared to a mix of blow and ecstacy
Yo that kid is so fucked up on elf dust its rediculous.

Dude hide the elf dust, he's fiending for and it we can't let him have anymore

I'm fucking rolling my face off on this elf dust!
Elf Dust by TheDirtySherm December 14, 2010

elf dealer 

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.
guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?
elf dealer by SteveCravehorn May 23, 2007
Low priced DVD that’s just too hot to handle, There ant no lower price than that of an Elf DVD. You want great quality at a great price look no further than Elf DVD.
Damn women you need yourself an Elf DVD!
Elf Dvd by That Sexy Elf July 16, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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