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The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.
Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.

Elf Defense 

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.
Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.
Elf Defense by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Elf Dust 

Mephadrone, MCAT, Meow

Its been compared to a mix of blow and ecstacy
Yo that kid is so fucked up on elf dust its rediculous.

Dude hide the elf dust, he's fiending for and it we can't let him have anymore

I'm fucking rolling my face off on this elf dust!
Elf Dust by TheDirtySherm December 14, 2010

elf dealer 

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.
guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?
elf dealer by SteveCravehorn May 23, 2007
Low priced DVD that’s just too hot to handle, There ant no lower price than that of an Elf DVD. You want great quality at a great price look no further than Elf DVD.
Damn women you need yourself an Elf DVD!
Elf Dvd by That Sexy Elf July 16, 2008