Eletrodynamix

Its a level that has fucking brutal 2 section of ×3 ship that is tighter than your asshole

Guy 1:I BEATED ELETRODYNAMIX
Guy 2:Your asshole must have been pretty tight

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Quantum Electrodynamics

You randomly and indeterminably have sex in various positions (simultaneously) at a speed which generates electrical charge.

My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.

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person one: i beat electrodynamix.

person 2: really?

person 1: yeah in practice mode but it took me 134253 attempts

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