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A name for a male who is typically stupid and uneducated. He is also the definition of a moron. The name Elakian means mean and outragous. Elakian's also have a 100% chance of failing in life.
Husband: What should we name our kid?

Wife: Let's name him Elakian!
Husband: Are you drunk right now? Who in the entire universe would name someone Elakian. Do you want our beatuiful child to be named Elakian. He will grow up to be super stupid, mean, and just STUPID. Like you if you named him Elakian.
Elakian by AnonymousElf September 28, 2020
Related Words
1. Elakianist word for omni-potent
2. The name for any higher holy power in the religion Elakianism
Ex. Their god, their saviour, and their angels(their equivalents) are called Elakian.
This makes it especially confusing in the relgious texts, however one can usually tell from the context which higher holy power they are talking about.
'This must be the work of Elakian'
'Mommy, I think I saw an Elakian in the sky last night!'
Elakian by B' lizzle January 31, 2009

Elakianism 

Obscure Religion that originated in central Asia.
It's main principles are to treasure and excel your body and to respect your acquiantances.
'Bob next door became Elakianist last week'
'Elakianism is predominant in central Asia'
'We don't learn about Elakianism in school'
Elakianism by B' lizzle February 1, 2009
laughs at things people usually pity but honestly amazing!! best person and one of the bestest friends. thank you for being their since i was born and still being here now.
“hey, elkian, awesome and coolest and weirdest but a good weird person, wanna grab something to eat?”
“sure of course (laughs at something people would usually pity or not laugh at)”
elkian by aporid November 20, 2021

Elakiyan 

A good person with a soft heart and horny af brain. He might look simple but sexier than any men existing. Girls would love him, but boys die for him
Guys I don't know how can I get Elakiyan out my freaking mind
Elakiyan by Indian Masala February 24, 2022