El Grande 

term used to describe a person with behemoth penis.
also the term used to describe Colt Ward of Huntsville by every person in Mexico and other Hispanic parts of the world. On side note, in 2001 the Supreme Court denied Jacob Carr the rights to use this term as a nickname for his junk because they stated that he had "already made up too many falsifying descriptions of the penis in question."

Jacob: "Women say I have a giant penis."
Sex Hobbit: "I've seen your penis, and you're no El Grande."

El Grande by Colt W July 28, 2007

El Grande Stuffed Taco 

Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.

"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."

El Grande Stuffed Taco by Paully C. January 1, 2008

Dingleberry El Grande 

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

Dingleberry El Grande by thedream75 June 15, 2010

El Cheeto Grande 

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".

Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!

El Cheeto Grande by Old Dog Zero One July 17, 2022

El Gio Grande 

a really big dick

That guy has an el gio grande, its huge

El Gio Grande by Gio is the shit September 16, 2012

el queso grande 

the boss; the 'big cheese'.

Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.

el queso grande by Endo the Great June 5, 2017

el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis

wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

el macho grande ding-dong by filjoe August 20, 2014