He is the sexiest living organism alive. He is so built different that he can give anyone an orgasm by just looking at them. It is rumored that his shlong is 908.2 miles long. He is like a modern Gandhi, he is so wholesome that he gave away 50 miles of his shlong to sad people with small penises like Mama's boy. Ting Tao may be Jesus himself but El Pepe is god himself.
The idiot who doesn't know THE EL PEPE, "Yo who's that handsome stud with the massive shlong?"
The genius who does know THE EL PEPE, "Oh, it's just THE EL PEPE."
The genius who does know THE EL PEPE, "Oh, it's just THE EL PEPE."
by Ting Tao April 27, 2021
That was El pepe
by Big_Dick_boi123 February 18, 2021
by saikokilla January 11, 2021
El Pepe is a Poopalazooka/poopalazookian god. He is the god of love, peace, and war. He will save u from your darkest times and he has the biggest and sweetest heart. He watches over us and keeps us safe. He is the nicest POOPALAZOOKA god and he is always forgiving, saving, and watching us.💝💕✨
Ughhh I’m really going through a tough time rn, I’m going to pray to el Pepe to make me feel better.😍
by CHIWAWA TRENTA March 20, 2021
An el pepe doo doo is when you break a woman's back so that she gives you head and anal at the same time, also shiting on your dick so wetly that you nut inside of her shit creating a shitty stinky doo doo caca nut ejaculation cum forbidden frosting mixture that you rub on her ass and then give her backshots.
by ED% September 19, 2022