Ej

Someone with the LONGEST neck in the history of the fucking universe. It’s so long it’s longer than the brontosaurus. His neck is what sank the titanic. No one is safe. Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your family! His dick is a speck of dust compared to his neck

Bro that kids neck is like Ej’s!
No way Ej’s is two times as long

by Kenneth Berlin March 23, 2019

EJ

obv a gay/queer person who doesn't know what's he's doing with his life anymore and has mommy issues. EJ can be very kind. he will say things like "You're so ugly i might puke" to his friend, out of love. there no real way to explain ej actually

ej is just ej.

by EJSUCKZZZASSSSSS November 3, 2022

EJ

The most beautiful Girl you will ever see. One glance you will crush on her. She has the confidence of dancing and singing in public. She has the most beautiful drawings and loves to eat food.

Look its EJ!
EJ who’s that?
The prettiest one of them all!

by sanalahatlovesyou September 15, 2022

EJ

Ectoplasm job: getting sexual pleasure from a spirit or supernatural entity.

After beating his wife and eating some fried chicken Carlson got a EJ from his dead mother.

by Kasker December 18, 2008

EJ

a headstrong asshole that nobody likes proving people wrong he gets good grades but he think he knows EVERYTHING

look at that asshole he is such a ej

by dogument666 May 20, 2016

EJ

Usually the tall smug type. EJ's usually put up an act of knowing everything about the conversation, or argument. He is a friendly fellow, but refuses to ever be wrong. All around EJ tends to be stinjy, but is fun to talk to.

EJ: "that is impossible, i know for a fact that..."

by Randy 025167 May 20, 2016

EJ

EJ is a shitty fucking person with no self respect whatsoever and will do anything to make people ticked off cuz he's a lil prick. If you see an EJ in public, fucking bite his shin and curb stomp him on the fucking concrete. An EJ is so fucking stupid he gets arrested and beat with police nightsticks because he's a fucking retard. He's the type of person who asks the teacher if the class has homework and pour milk before cereal. Other than that, he's a really good minecraft player who doesn't grief, 10/10 would recommend playing with him.

"Yo chad is fuckin EJ brah??? I thought I told him to stop fucking coming to the library during free time what the fuck dude."
"I know right like what the fuck dude you're ruining our fucking men sesh brah."
"What a fucking nincompoop"

by an EJ July 28, 2019