The "Eiffel Prospect" defined:
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Ryan: Tryin to Eiffel tonight?
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
by Ryan and Brian April 1, 2008
Where two males are having sex with a woman, one in the mouth, and one in the ass. They then reach over and high five each other.
by xavier Kerber 648 August 11, 2015
the most creative of all sex positions,
involving a group of three
making the shape of the eiffel tower. ;
involving a group of three
making the shape of the eiffel tower. ;
by ILOVEGIANSEBFORLIFEZ February 28, 2009
by The Last Non-Pervert October 28, 2013
latin: Concelebratio veneriis
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I use Eiffel Tower on all my teams to build teamwork and camaraderie. If a couple of my players start fighting, I'll grab the waterboy and tell him to bend over and start sucking until my players learn to work together as a team. When that high-five happens, I know it's all coming together.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 14, 2010
A sexual act involving two guys and one girl the guys stand facing each other legs spread for balance and the girl is in between them. One guy penetrating the front the other in the butt; together the three make an image of the eiffel tower.
by bobtexan September 12, 2011
a threesome position usually involving two men and a woman. while tag teaming the woman (hitting it from both sides- one man in the ass, the other getting sucked off) they high five above her head to form an eiffel tower shape
cynthia: mmgfff !!!!!! *dick still in mouth*
blowjob bryce: what was that?
cynthia: *slides mouth off of dick* i said, keeping thrusting aaron!! i wanna feel you rearrange my guts..
anal aaron: *thrusts harder* unnh... you like that, you filthy whore!!
cynthia: ohhh...ahh.... oh god that feels so good... im such a slut for you two *continues to suck dick*
blowjob bryce: damn she's good at sucking cock. id fuck her till her tits fall off
anal aaron: ya bro what a great eiffel tower
*anal aaron and blowjob bryce high five*
blowjob bryce: what was that?
cynthia: *slides mouth off of dick* i said, keeping thrusting aaron!! i wanna feel you rearrange my guts..
anal aaron: *thrusts harder* unnh... you like that, you filthy whore!!
cynthia: ohhh...ahh.... oh god that feels so good... im such a slut for you two *continues to suck dick*
blowjob bryce: damn she's good at sucking cock. id fuck her till her tits fall off
anal aaron: ya bro what a great eiffel tower
*anal aaron and blowjob bryce high five*
by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 9, 2021